February 2012
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In an effort to combat my driving instructor’s chronic lateness, I drove to where his previous lesson finished to start mine. “Oh Hi Matt; we got caught up in Brighton, I’ll be 20 minutes” Ffs.
Feb 24th
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The Beatles: And when I touch you I feel happy inside. It's such a feeling that my love I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.
Led Zeppelin: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Guns n Roses: She's got a smile it seems to me. Reminds me of childhood memories. Where everything. Was as fresh as the bright blue sky. Now and then when I see her face. She takes me away to that special place.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid).
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“You have an absolutely breathtaking heiney. I mean that thing is good. I wanna...”
– Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
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When you don't have signal on your phone and you...
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Feb 13th
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Quoted mean girls at work tonight. No one got the reference. I fail…
Feb 4th
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I see you driving Round town with the girl I love, And I’m like, Haiku.
Feb 3rd
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Today, my Maths teacher asked if I’ve ever been tested for Discalculia. Thanks viv…
Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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When you finish a tin of biscuits and find there's...
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